What makes a chick crazy?

by serendipity 48 Replies latest social relationships

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    The girl who worked down a bar near to here poured a pint of beer while I waited at the bar and without a word she tipped it over my head. I just stood there because I was so shocked so she started pouring another one and as I moved away from the bar she went to pour that over my head as well. I went back over to my friends and as it was a New Years Eve party some were a bit drunk and I had to convince my mates that I was sober and had said absolutely nothing to the girl. Anyhow, as me and my mate was driving along a few days later, we see her walk out into the road stopping the traffic with her hand outstretched like a traffic warden. She walked in front of the traffic, pulled up her shirt and waved her tits in a drivers face, then walked off.

    Just about says it all really.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Example I:

    her: well this is my place
    IP: Nice place, have you been here long?
    her: this is my kitty (forgot name) to cat: your mammas boy arent you, yess you are, blah blah blah
    30 minutes later: yes you are, you are my guy (no not me, still with the cat) youre the only one momma can depend on...
    IP: makes his phone alarm go off, and pretends to answer a non existant call "oh my god, thats terrible I'll be right there" Im sorry something has come up and I really must go.

    Example II: Met once

    Cell phone rings:

    IP: Yellow?
    her: Hey where you at?
    IP: Im at home...
    her: Hey Im down at (insert name of bar) You wanna come?
    IP: Im sorry but its been a long day, Im tired and tomorrow is a work day.
    her: You arent at home are you? Where are you?
    IP: What!? Like I said Im at home? I got no reason in the world to lie.
    her: I dont believe you. This is pissing me off!
    IP: Shakes head and hangs up

    Want more? I got more...

  • free2beme
    free2beme

    Okay, this might make some people mad, but this happens all the time with friends and I think it is crazy.

    I have a female friend that is very attractive. She will date a guy for a certain amount of time and then she tends to get a little to needy and controlling and the guy with break it off. Rather then letting things lie, and wait to do something. Every single time, she will be with another guy in less then 2-3 hours and thinks this proves that she did not need the old boyfriend and start acting all crazy about how she was in to this other guy already. When all the friends know it is something else, a rebound and normally the quick rebound guy last about a week or less and then she is either back with the old boyfriend or on to another guy. Never more then a day, between men.

    So what makes this girl crazy - EMOTIONS, LOVE, and not knowing how to deal with being hurt. She makes her life insane CRAZY, every single time. We call her actions in this time, the PINBALL rebound, as she bounced like a PINBALL until she lands somewhere long enough to be bounced again.

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    When they ask you what your fantasies are and after summoning the nerve to tell her she throws a fit because you're "so perverted!"

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Nic:

    When they ask you what your fantasies are and after summoning the nerve to tell her she throws fit that you're so perverted!

    Never, ever, ever, tell your partner what your fantasies are. Man or woman, it will come back to haunt you!

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses
    Never, ever, ever, tell your partner what your fantasies are. Man or woman, it will come back to haunt you!

    I don't know about that. Nothing anyone told me would schock me these days. The worst that would happen is that I would tell them "you are crazy if you think you're going to get me to do that."

  • free2beme
    free2beme
    When they ask you what your fantasies are and after summoning the nerve to tell her she throws a fit because you're "so perverted!"

    What if you happen, like what happened to George in Senfield. She is willing, thought about it and already has another man involved. God, I miss Senfield.

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    IP - yes go on, get it off your chest.

  • alamb
    alamb

    Being called a chick makes me crazy.

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    alamb you look like one gorgeous chick

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