Toilet paper

by whatlite? 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • whatlite?
    whatlite?

    Still laughing about this one. Last year at the DC, the brother during the announcements asked the sisters to us the bathroom facilities faster because someone else is waiting to use it and please limit your use of toilet paper.

    Never though I would see the day when they would tell you how to pee! Where does it end?

  • LDH
    LDH
    asked the sisters to us the bathroom facilities faster because someone else is waiting to use it and please limit your use of toilet paper.

    Of course, it was the sisters he asked! Bastard has never had to lift a skirt, balance on heels, wipe with one hand, and re-arrange.

  • DannyBloem
    DannyBloem

    next year he is going to announce that sisters should not wear panties, makes it even faster

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    This convention was the first one where finding a men's room wasn't too easy. Two out of three bathrooms were for the sisters, as they just converted every other men's room. There were still long lines though...
    I remember taking a tour of the Stanley Theatre. I distinctly remember the women's bathroom because it was HUGE! Definitely a big hit with the sisters, who applauded it on the spot.

  • Beachbender
    Beachbender

    That is pretty pathetic, more control issues!

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Heaven forbid someone would have to run down to the local Mal Wart and buy a few bulk package of TP

  • zeroday
    zeroday
    Of course, it was the sisters he asked! Bastard has never had to lift a skirt, balance on heels, wipe with one hand, and re-arrange.

    Hey, you try writing your name in the snow...

  • Scully
    Scully
    Bastard has never had to lift a skirt, balance on heels, wipe with one hand, and re-arrange.

    LDH: You forgot the "grapple with pantyhose" steps! Or take 2 or 3 kids with you so they could "go" too.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    That's a very mean thing to say on behalf of a multibillion dollar corporation that has more properties than it knows of. And especialy when thinking about all the sacrifices the dubs have to make to attend those conventions.

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    Was he talking about #1 or #2 . For a man to tell sisters how fast they should use the toilet and toilet paper when he never had to experience the once a month period that the sisters go through shows his and the Governing Body's ignorance when it comes to this very private function. The society is so full of it.

    Blueblades ( Who grew up with seven sisters and knows a little about it.)

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