JF Rutherford would be rolling in his grave!
What would happen if WTS banned alcohol?
by Confession 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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headmath
what about coffee?
Every jdub drinks coffee when out in field service. Caffiene is chemically similar to cocaine!!
Yet the dubs drink buckets of it.
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Good Girl or Bad Girl?
JW's would just keep their drinking secret, like they do with so many of the "forbidden" things that they still do.
Like the missionary position thing. No way in hell they only do that. PLEASE. (And masturbation.)
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Confession
Sorry if keep referring to my poem too much. LOL! It just seems every other post reminds me of a piece of it...
Mental programming and Group Dynamics
Are effective but often cause stressing
So many Jay-Dub alcoholics
Deep down find their lives so depressing
Keep your noses to grinders and put on your blinders
Drink a fifth of cold Absolut
If you’re badly blue, the fault is with you
It has to be, this is “The Truth!”
It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!
Let’s drink to the Truth
Our lives filling up with dismay
It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!
Time to break out the hootch
We need to get numb right away!
(To read the whole thing, go here... http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/116628/1.ashx )
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headmath
Are you trying to tell me that the WTS approves of the misionary position and no other? What no back door?
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blondie
What would happen if WTS banned alcohol?
Everyone would drink twice as much as they did before.
I grew up in an alcoholic family....do you think I knew who were the alcoholics in the congregation?
I invited a workmate to the KH and they pointed out all the drug addicted JWs....that was enlightening.
I can remember when the WTS was bearing down on R-rated movies; how did one elder handle that; he watched them at home, then showed them to the "friends" and fast-forwarded through the "bad" parts.
JWs have some very interesting ways to get around WTS "bans."
Blondie