Finally I know I wasn't the only one who played with his Bible during the talks and had sexual fantasies. I even went to the Kingdom Hall twice after having left the org because of a gorgeous sister.
Did you ever do this to pass the time during the talks?
by free2beme 27 Replies latest jw friends
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Dave_T
How about trying to open your bible right in the middle (page 830)? p.814, missed! Let's try again.
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SPAZnik
I diligently took notes and looked up every scripture.
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SPAZnik
When I wasn't counting ceiling tiles.
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SPAZnik
And light fixtures.
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SPAZnik
And silently cursing the bro who picked out the oh so comfy chairs that gave me numb-bum.
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SPAZnik
In awe of how many variations of pink and grey decor they had us "VOTE" on.
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free2beme
When I was a kid my mother would have me write down how many times I heard Jehovah in the meeting. Funny thing is, for Christians, we never cared how much people said Jesus. Either way, when I got a pen or pencil in hand as a child, it was spent drawing things and filling in letters. I actually got pretty good at it, and my mom would get so irrate on the way home and tell us that not paying attention was something Jehovah saw and he would punish us for it. Never stopped us though.
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Ironhead
Before most meeting nights, my wife knowing that I got a high sex drive had a habit of squeezing my buttocks or my crouch in the cloakroom. All I could think of during the meeting was having sex with her. Naughty girl. Well it did pass the time away.
IRONHEAD.
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Effervescent
I can remember sitting next to the wall and finding new "pictures" in the texturing on the sheetrock. Kinda like finding pictures in clouds....
OMG Crumpet... I'm so glad I'm not the only one who fantasized about who was on the platform... and trying to keep your eyes from hitting their crotches... since they were usually right at the audiences eye level.