your momma is...

moomanchu

The WBTS.

u can say or do anything u like but, do not disrespect your momma.

Your momma got so much real estate she makes Donald Trump look like Donald Duck.

Lets get a list goin.

I'm sure u guys can do better.

Wordly Andre

Your momma's feet are so big she uses pillowcases as socks

Yo Momma's so dumb i told her the end was around the corner, and she went lookin'. Yo momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.

Yo momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit. Yo momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

xjwms

Yo momma is so dumb........

she thinks Dick Cheney

is one way to hang onto a man

xjwms

Did I miss / spell the vice presidents name?

Twitch

so ugly, i took her face, put it in some cookie dough and made gorilla cookies,...

(thanks to Red Fox, wherever u r)

What-A-Coincidence

my favorite ones
Your Momma's SO FAT after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on her.
Your Momma's SO FAT her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Your Momma's SO FAT her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Your Momma's SO FAT she caught that flesh-eating virus and was given 10 years to live.
Your Momma's SO FAT she could sell shade.
Your Momma's SO FAT she speaks in surround sound.
Your Momma's SO FAT she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Your Momma's SO FAT she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

Your Momma's SO FAT she's got smaller fat women orbiting her.

Your Momma's SO FAT when she farts the army bottle it and use it as chemical warfare Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Twitch

I'm out,.....

LMAO

Wordly Andre

your momma is so black her shadow looks white

Your momma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up

Your momma is so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your daddy

Tigerman

Yo mama mus hav been hidin' yo ass in tha closet fo tha las thirty years fo thas how ol this lame ass siaaaat is.

your momma is...

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