Are YOU Ready For The Rapture?

sixsixsixtynine

....or will you be 'Left Behind'? The Rapt-O-Meter has crept up to 158. You've been warned.

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

SWALKER

I was really worried for a few minutes when I couldn't find Ann Coulter...then I saw Anti-Christ!!! Whew, that was scary!!! LOL!

Swalker

Warlock

Is this a remake of that song by Blondie?

Warlock

SWALKER

Blondie's Rapture sounds pretty much the same :

Blondie - Rapture (Original Promo Single Version) Lyrics

Toe to toe

Dancing very slow

Barely breathing

Almost comatose

Wall to wall

People hypnotized

And they're stepping lightly

Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back

Sacrailiac

Spinless movement

And a wild attack

Face to face

Sadly solitude

And it's finger popping

Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high

DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind

Flash is fast, Flash is cool

Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do

And you don't stop, sure shot

Go out to the parking lot

And you get in your car and you drive real far

And you drive all night and then you see a light

And it comes right down and lands on the ground

And out comes a man from Mars

And you try to run but he's got a gun

And he shoots you dead and he eats your head

And then you're in the man from Mars

You go out at night, eatin' cars

You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too

Mercurys and Subarus

And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars

Then, when there's no more cars

You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet

Face to face, dance cheek to cheek

One to one, man to man

Dance toe to toe

Don't move to slow, 'cause the man from Mars

Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars

Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall

He's gonna eat 'em all

Rapture, be pure

Take a tour, through the sewer

Don't strain your brain, paint a train

You'll be singin' in the rain

I said don't stop, do punk rock

Man to man, body muscular

Sismic decibel by the jugular

Wall to wall, tea time technology and a digital ladder

No sign of bad luck in rapture

Well now you see what you wanna be

Just have your party on TV

'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on

And now he's gone back up to space

Where he won't have a hassle with the human race

And you hip-hop, and you don't stop

Just blast off, sure shot

'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars

And now he only eats guitars, get up!

mrsjones5

Yeah, I thought you were talking about the Blondie song too.

Country Girl

The Bible says that no one will know the time/hour or the day, so to always be ready. I'm ready. As far as RAPTURE METERS, just another way to make people get scared.

CG

Did anybody see the show "Dog Bites Man" where they went to a Christian merchandising conference? They were asking this guy about this video game he had created that was based on the "Left Behind" novels. The interviewer asked him what the difference was between, say, a "Lord of the Rings" game and his Left Behind game. The response was something like "Well, LOTR is fantasy, this is REAL."

jstalin

ARKANSAS CITY (AP) —

A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.

She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

Warlock

jstalin,

Now that I have stopped crying from reading that story, where did you get it?

Warlock

jstalin

warlock - it's a joke I received in an email some time ago...

Are YOU Ready For The Rapture?

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SWALKER

Warlock

SWALKER

Blondie - Rapture (Original Promo Single Version) Lyrics

mrsjones5

Country Girl

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