Well I need some help in letting the witnesses know, in a nice way that I really don't want them coming to my auto repair shop every freaking Saturday and insisting I come back int to fold. Any Ideas how to let them down easily? A lot of them are my customers.
Here are some suggestions: 1) Put out a Billy Graham book in a prominent place where they can see it. 2) When they leave, as they are walking out, say: "God bless you". 3) Hang a velvet painting of Jesus in your office or work area. 4) Tell them that you are in a Yoga class. 5) Put on one of those fake clip-on earrings. 6) Hang one of those glossy presidential photos of George W. Bush in your shop. 7) Grow a beard 8) Just tell them that you are reading a copy of the Finished Mystery 9) Wear one of those red, white, and blue T-shirts that say "United We Stand". 10) Just say some endearing things about Jesus (this alone will make them flee in terror)