at least your better now, former asshole ha ha ha just joking :-))
Finally! The Cure for Apostacy!
by V 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Genesis
Be careful or I ll have to offer you a free bible study you prick ! :-P
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V
Unnamed source from the Bethel Writing Department provides this transcipt:
Morris: "Quick get a tissue, Ted's just had another wet dream, er, I mean divine revelation..."
Jaracz: "This experience came to me very quickly! Put it in a study article about those damn apostates."
Herd: "We will have to wait for the invisible ink to dry before we can read it."
Jackson: "I think it says something about 'Emanual'! It about an angel!"
Splane: "No newbie...'Emanual' is a guy in the experience."
Lett: "Great work Jaracz! Could we put an additional sentence at the end of the parargraph about the guy being a happy man now or something? I mean, if that's okay and all."
Jaracz: "Humbug, this soft hugs and kisses about an ex-apostate?! Never!"
Lett: "But we have been telling the flock that apostates are vindictive and hateful. This would convince faithful ones that Witnesses are the happiest people on earth."
Jaracz: "I've got your 'happy' right here...oh, another message coming through. Morris! Where's that towel!!"
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Wordly Andre
Genesis, by "bible study" you really mean going out for a few drinks right?
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Genesis
Right on matey, come to Quebec and well go to a great pub to gnash our teeth together !
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xjwms
They had to have made up that story
Its not the only fiction in the WT.
there is sooo much more.
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Wordly Andre
Well if you read about last time I went to Canada, I might need a few drinks before I even cross to border, but likewise if you are ever in the Los Angeles area first round is on me We can get drunk and dress up as mormons and go knock on a few doors and tell them that JW's are assholes ha ha ha
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xjwms
Can I get in on the drinking?
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Wordly Andre
exjwms, DRINKING??? oh you mean bible study
I'm not too study to drunk the bible!!!