there really was a Pioneer Chicken fast food place
Ohhhh I see!
I thought you meant like one of those enormous 'man in a foam suit' mascots, like on South Park where the school has a competition to have a new mascot and they nominate a giant douche and a shit sandwich, and two guys get up in giant douche and shit sandwich outfits.
I thought maybe the Pioneer Chicken would do the rounds of a Sunday handing out flyers at Kingdum Hall and encouraging young dubs to join the full time service of Jehoober. Now pass me the drugs ...