by Gregor 74 Replies latest jw experiences
Gee, as we're being so open here since coming out of hospital I always sit down on the loo to have a wee (it started because I was too weak to stand). After weeing and shaking I dry off using a piece of toilet tissue. I always put the seat down after flushing and now, if I find the seat up (there are two boys at home) I feel somewhat agrieved, just like the ladies!
Ian
It's amazing the really personal things you find out about each other on this forum!!! Thank you all for sharing such intimacies...I think it makes us all so much closer, don't you?
Swalker
XJW:
Mythbusters did an episode on this, and guesswhat?
Myth busted!
It might depend on the type of toilet that the experiment was conducted on! I had one toilet that I NEVER flushed unless the lid was down...it would spew stuff out like Old Faithful!!! LOL!
Swalker
I personally have found a way around the whole thing. Whenever I pee I just sit down. Maybe it is because im lazy but regardless the toilet seat problem does not exist in my house
*cough* WHIPPED *cough*
guys don't really have much. we get one orgasm per round in sex, we pretty much have to do what you say or can forget about seeing that root any time, we get blamed for societal ills as well as on the home front. THE ONLY THING WE REALLY HAVE IS PEEING STANDING UP. don't take that away too.
CHL "THE ONLY THING WE REALLY HAVE IS PEEING STANDING UP. don't take that away too." Is that what it's really come down to???
I was wondering why the guys in my family felt so strongly that they needed to teach our male dog to "hike" his leg....(I was going for the squat position) What have we done??? Society may never recover....
Swalker
....(or they didn't like the dog drinking out of it and then coming right over licking them???)
I don't like animals licking me, ever. They lick their backsides and turn around and lick people. How gross is that? And I see people, like my sister that will let her dogs drink from her cup and then watch her drink right after them. Dogs: nasty whether they drink from the comode or not.
Kids and toilets: my kids would have just opened the toilet lid and hopped right in. They weren't fascinated with swimming in the potty, though my youngest grandson and youngest brother were. You can buy locks for the toilet lid that kids supposedly can't undo, but adults can. I've heard the kids are great at getting the locks open, but adults have accidents when they have to wrangle with them at the most inopportune time.
guys don't really have much. we get one orgasm per round in sex, we pretty much have to do what you say or can forget aboutDig: I think guys should stand up. I just want you to lift the seat while you pee. Lower it when you're done. Look for stray pee and clean it up. If you do that, I'll try not to leave my lingerie soaking in the sink for too long.
seeing that root any time, we get blamed for societal ills as well as on the home front. THE ONLY THING WE REALLY HAVE IS PEEING STANDING UP. don't take that away too.
flyinghighnow:Dig: I think guys should stand up. I just want you to lift the seat while you pee. Lower it when you're done. Look for stray pee and clean it up. If you do that, I'll try not to leave my lingerie soaking in the sink for too long.
What makes you think we don't pee in the sink?
steve
What makes you think we don't pee in the sink?steve
I know that happens, Steve. Usually the guys are drunk though. Reminds me of my son when he was 2. We kept smelling this weird urine smell in the bathroom. We did everything to clean and get rid of the smell. We couldn't figure out what was wrong and then we eventually figured the seal under the toilet must need replacing, so we bought one. But.....and it's a big but............I walked in the bathroom, only to find my cherubic son, taking a leak in the rubber tree plant next to the toilet. I called out his name, "What are you doing??"
"I'm what-uh-ring the plant, Mommy." Mystery solved.
Dear Flyinghighnow,
Your story was too funny about your boy! I shrieked with laughter! My own son when very young about 4 would get so busy outside, he just did not want to stop playing to go to the bathroom. One afternoon I opened the front door to get the mail. Low and behold there was a pile on the front sidewalk. I thought it was some dog. Nope, my son had run around front to relieve himself ....just having too much fun and didn't want to take the time to go inside.
If he knew I was relating this story, he would absolutely die! He is 22 now.
Shhhhh!
r.
It has been observed that many men, if given the choice, prefer to pee outside. It is some primal thing that is very satisfying. In one of Charlton Hestons books I read years ago he acknowledged this. Of course one must be careful. I recall a brother who had been on a long road trip and in the middle of nowhere and the night he pulled over at a culvert overcrosing and went down to relieve his bladder. A state policeman stopped and with his flashlight found him peeing. He charged him with indecent exposure which was then on his record forever. Scary.
