No Apologies said: Isn't there an account in the Bible where some children tried to approach Jesus and the apostles tried to shoosh them away? And then Jesus, I forget now, how does that story go?
Jesus told the children to quit asking him questions because they sounded like they were apostate questions, He told them to rat out their parents and/or other family members and friends if they doubted anything that Jesus was saying and to make sure they attended all 5 meetings a week at the Synogogue and to turn in their field service report every month.