Dan, that was very funny!
Pluto is no longer a planet!
by SirNose586 29 Replies latest social current
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okie46
So basically Pluto is being SHUNNED??
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AuldSoul
So, to be politically correct we can't really call them "dwarf planets." I suggest "mass-challenged spheres".
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Quandry
AuldSoul
Isn't that the problem? Pluto is not really spherical?
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AuldSoul
Quandry,
No. Its mass is less than a few other spherical objects that also orbit Sol including an asteroid named Ceres, but the real reason is because it does not have an orbit that clears its neighbors. Its orbit overlaps Neptune's orbit. Which, for me, raises the question of whether Neptune's orbit clears its neighbors. But that is one for the besmocked and learned.
Respectfully,
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Forscher
My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets.
Ah, shoot!!! Now you ar gonna have to change it to:My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Nothing!!!
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AuldSoul
How about:
My Verbosity Easily Makes Just Speaking Unecessarily Noisy.
or:
Many Vegetarians Eschewing Meat Just Shows Unecessary Niceness.
or:
My Very Excitable Mother Just Shat Unctious Nuggets.
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SirNose586
So basically Pluto is being SHUNNED??
Yes. But maybe it can show repentance, and learn to clear Neptune's orbit. Wouldn't want to rebel and be out of order in the Solar Organization, right? Besides that, it needs to gain more mass so it can meet the Solar average.
In the meantime, the loving thing to do would be to not acknowledge it. Some time outside of the Solar Organization will help it to see that there's a right way to go about being a planet. Do not say a greeting to Pluto. It's allowed to maintain orbit, but that's about it.
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okie46
SirNose I am LMAO, good one!!
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purplesofa
guess we'll have to throw away old charts of the solar system and pretend they never existed
Keep them.......to save money all you have to do is mark an X thru it..........inserts in your textbooks will be out soon.......identifying all the changes to take place from this new light.