A duck walks into a bar........

by MidwichCuckoo 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

    Barman says: "No, it’s a pub, try the shop round the corner"

    An hour later duck comes back into the bar

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No. Ive told you once, you can have a beer or some peanuts but no bread"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating f**king bird!"

    The duck leaves comes back the next day

    Duck says: "Got any nails?"

    Barman says: "No"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    lol

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    Ooops- meant to post this in humour

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    LMAO! I shoulda seen that coming.

    A man walks into a bar, slips in some doggiedoo in the doorway, skids across the floor and bangs his head on the bar.

    A few minutes later another man walks in and does exactly the same thing, skids across the floor and bangs his head on the bar.

    The first man says "Oh, I just did that"

    and the second man grabs him by the throat and says "DID YOU!!!! "

  • Moomin
    Moomin

    LOL thats brilliant!

  • luna2
    luna2

    LMAO! Very funny, you two.

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    :-)

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    That's a good one.

  • earthtone
    earthtone

    lmao... too funny

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    thanks!!

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