A friend just sent me this:
Ticket please
Three women and three men are traveling
by train to the Super Bowl.
At the station,
the three men each buy a ticket
and watch as the three women
buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going
to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn,"
answers one of the women.
They all board the train.
The three men take their respective seats
but all three women cram into a toilet together
and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed,
the conductor comes around
collecting tickets
He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack,
and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen
and agree it was quite a clever idea;
so, after the game,
they! deci de to do the same thing
on the return trip
and save some money.
When they get to the station
they buy a single ticket for
the return trip
but see,
to their astonishment,
that the three women
don't buy any ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel
without a ticket?"
says one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn,"
answer the women.
When they board the train,
the three men cram themselves
into a toilet,
and the three women cram
into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way,
one of the women leaves her toilet
and walks over to the toilet
in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks
on their door and says,
"Ticket, please."
I'm still trying to figure out why
men ever think they are smarter
than women!!!