Poor JWs on a RV today........ (page 2)

mama1119

Moshe---That is hilarious! I can't be;ieve she went running. Oh wait, yes I can!

i will toot my own horn . for a 1000'th time if baiting jw's was an oylimpic sport. i would get nothing less than a 9.0 from the judges. i've had 80 year jw's pioneers run the 2 minute mile. score 9.5 make a party of 20 jw's run off a street and get into their cars. and burn rubber just to get out of the area. in less than 5 minutes. score 9.6 wipe out jw elders and make them hide under the table at kh libraries . when i start pulling wt books off the shelves. to the point they cry percution straight from their own books. score 9.7 giving jw's enough rope to hang themselves , all the while holding the end of the rope to hang them at any time. score 9.8 going into the kh and watch the elder's push all the sister into the back room screaming. i'm, satan . all because i stopped in and asked for the latest wt mag. score 9.9 and all the times THE JUDGES GAVE ME A PERFECT 10. FOR calling bethel and making dopes out of the service .writing dept, etc. easy shit john

Gill

Looks like Moshe and johnny cip have tied for a Gold medal!

Looks like JWs fear 'apostates' more than Satan himself!

moshe

Yes. 'ol Moshe had them going for awhile- I was raking leaves in the fall- and going BOO - a few months later I surprised them again shoveling snow in a strangers driveway- It's hard to spot Moshe in his parka with a hood over his face. I quit doing that anymore after the sisters almost fell on the ice trying to run away from me. You would think they would wonder why an apostate had so much power over them- power to stop their preaching work anytime he chose. I sure wish I had thought of wearing some of those Halloween fanged teeth.

Flash

...because in the end, there's nothings the WTBTS says that makes very much sense at all.

Not true...that's the problem. There are things they teach that are biblicaly correct. It's all the man-made rules that the GB builds into the religion that is the real problem.

skyking

One of my dreams in life is to be some were other than around the local area and be called on by the JW's. I know it would be so much fun.

MidwichCuckoo

You would think they would wonder why an apostate had so much power over them

I would think they'd be wondering how an apostate had so many houses, lol.

Arthur

now this super intelligent bloke is having a lovely time just teasing them

It's a little sad to watch. It's like seeing the class nerd who has the "kick me" note taped on his back getting kicked in the rear.

lowden

Not true...that's the problem. There are things they teach that are biblicaly correct. It's all the man-made rules that the GB builds into the religion that is the real problem.

I find myself agreeing with you there Flash. An awful lot of what they say about the bible is accurate and seems to make sense and for many, that's the hook.

Their 'nitty-gritty' interpretations of scripture and as you mentioned the 'man-made rules, well there's where we run into the steaming pile of horse crap!!

Gill i'm so jealous of this guy having the JWs come round to his house. So many times i've fantasised about walking into a KH and shouting my mouth off but then i really would be seen as the archetypal weirdo apostate..wouldn't i just?

Peace

Lowden

inthetruth

How funny!!! I go door to door & love talking to people like you! I usually answer to all of your little snide questions with your own copy of the Bible. But when I show you what the bible says, the usual response is "well, I dont believe that." One man tried to stump me with a question when I answered him all he could say was , "Good answer." Even though I knew he was playing with me I still wanted to help him find accurate knowledge about the Bible.

I dont believe for a second that someone came to your door and couldn't answer your questions. Believe me, we know when you people are playing your little games, But maybe one day you might turn around and want to join the truth again. Remember the angels applaud when even one human returns. Have you ever wondered if people treat us so bad why do we continue in the ministry? The same reason Jesus did. We don't do things because the organization tells us to like we are mindless puppets, but we do them because the Bible tells us to. If we were mindless puppets we would go along with the world. But with God, Jesus and all the Angels on our side, who is man to try to harm us? You people seem real bitter for some reason, But those that preach have never been happier. Oh- I have a story for you, While out in the ministry one day this couple saw us approach their house and thought it would be funny if they acted like they were having sex, (loudly) as we knocked on the door. I was going to wait til they were done & knock again but the older witness lady with me grabbed my arm to leave. I told her, you know they were just acting don't you? She said had she known that she would have kept knocking, I said come on, NOBODY is that loud. Then we laughed.

It was just a white-trash thing to do but I am still going back. It is kinda like this, If you do not want to talk about the Bible nobody is making you. We go to the doors out of love, to give a warning, (like Noah in his day). So that no one will be destroyed. If you knew a storm was coming wouldn't you want to be warned so you could prepare?

Poor JWs on a RV today........

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