Somebody give us a Ted Jaracz update!! (page 10)

truthsetsonefree

Someone asked about hospitals nearby. The closest one I know of to Bethel is the Brooklyn Hospital. It is privately run.

crazyblondeb

'mean, lying, asswipe' (MLA) a recognized medical condition?

As a nurse, I can say that it has been used that way by some medical professionals. We also use the term "pillow therapy" alot!! I know the other nurses will know what I mean!!

crazyb

gumby

* heads over to Teds hospital to poke him in the nutsac with a stick*

Gumpoker

Gregor

As a nurse, I can say that it has been used that way by some medical professionals. We also use the term "pillow therapy" alot!! I know the other nurses will know what I mean!!

crazyb

Yeah, pillow therapy is pretty self explanatory. Funny (I thought it was hilarious) thing happened here in Portland a couple of days ago. A local 51 yr old emergency room nurse got home after work to find a burglar in her house. He had a hammer she had her bare hands. She choked the motherf----- to death! then went next door and asked her neighbor to call 911.

burglar was a career criminal 59 yrs old 5'9" 180 lbs.

nurse - 5'7" 260lbs.

JapanBoy

Rabbit

Ted Jaracz Hospital room:

*Knock*Knock*

"Who's there ?"

"Um...Jehovah's Witnesses !"

Uhh, you're not HLC Hit team are ya' ?"

"No-o, no...We're Jehovah's Witnesses, we speak out in fear-less-ness...

"Ok-Ok, here, let me unlock the doo... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!. You're not JW's.....AHHHRRRGGGHHHHhhhhhh...

" *snicker-snicker* Land Sting-Rays...!"

Sorry...I could not help myself. Note: Young people may not 'get' this...too bad.

Hint: Saturday Night Live

Rabbit

Sunspot

Sorry...I could not help myself. Note: Young people may not 'get' this...too bad.

I got it!

Now I'm wiping up coffee on my new keyboard! #@+^%@*%$!

Very funny you wascally wabbit, you!

I remember the skit very well!

hugs,

Annie

misspeaches

This is from Japan Boy...

Here is the info on Ted Jarazc who is an immediate relative of my family.......feel free to post anything below....this will not affect my anonymity.

Thanks

I talked to one of my family today and they told me that Ted Jaracz is flying out to California to see a heart specialist as he had a mild heart attack sometime early last week.

fullofdoubtnow

Ted Jaracz is flying out to California to see a heart specialist as he had a mild heart attack sometime early last week.

So he does have a heart then....

Gary1914

Is he flying there in a private plane?

How many of us could afford to seek out a doctor in another state? Most JW's would have to be content to utilize the services of the physicians in their areas.

Another perk of being a Governing Body member of a multimillion dollar corporation.

Somebody give us a Ted Jaracz update!!

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