Is she just an adorable "plant" to get our minds off 9/11 and Iraq and W's ineptitude?
Is her cuteness a manipulative "ploy" to keep the public hooked on inane "mind pablum" (pun intended)?
Is that really her hair, her eyes - or a clever, diabolical composite of Tom and Katie perpetrated by the Bush administration?
Are Tom and Katie willing participants of the plot, having "sold out" to the leader of the free world?
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!