What song would you like to hear entering the Kingdom Hall?

by JH 62 Replies latest jw friends

  • skeptic2
    skeptic2

    Rocky theme tune

  • 144001
    144001


    Actually, I'd rather not hear music when I walk into the kingdom hall; instead, I'd prefer the following announcement from the platform: "this concludes tonight's meeting."

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Ah, there are so many clever people here. :-)

    How about, Burning Down The House?

  • rwagoner
    rwagoner

    Wow....its a toss up between Darth Vaders Imperial March and Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood.

  • gordon d
    gordon d

    A bit obscure..perhaps, but

    Rob Zombie's

    "Demonoid Phenomenon"Hell on Earth
    For What It's Worth
    Dead on Dreaming
    You started screaming
    The wizard of how
    The king of the now
    Cry like a banshee
    And die like you want me

    Violator
    Desecrator
    Turn around and meet the hater
    Violator
    Desecrator
    Turn around and

    Demonoid Phenomenon
    Get it out
    Get it on
    Demonoid Phenomenon
    Get it out
    Get it on

    The conquering worm
    The slithering germ
    Lost in black sleep
    I see how the gods weep
    The horror of Madness
    The Terminal Sadness
    The cool air of mourning
    Gave me the warning

    Violator
    Desecrator
    Turn around and meet the hater
    Violator
    Desecrator
    Turn around and

    Demonoid Phenomenon
    Get it out
    Get it on

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    Marilyn Manson, Depeche Mode and Johnny Cash? How did I NEVER hear that song????

    I had the boring "Onward christian Soldiers" running through my head. . .Or Amazing Grace.

    Yes, I want the Baptists to overrun the KH's of the world!!

  • rwagoner
    rwagoner

    This is a good one too - without the edits though ! LOL

    F*** It (I Don't Want You Back)
    Whoa oh oh
    Ooh hooh
    No No No

    [Verse 1:]
    See, I dont know why I liked you so much
    I gave you all, of my trust
    I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
    Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

    [Chorus:]
    F*** what I said it dont mean sh*t now
    F*** the presents might as well throw em out
    F*** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
    F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

    F*** what I said it dont mean sh*t now
    F*** the presents might as well throw em out
    F*** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
    F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

    [Verse 2:]
    You thought, you could
    Keep this shit from me, yeah
    Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
    Ya played me, ya even gave him h**d
    Now ya askin for me back
    Ya just another act, look elsewhere
    Cuz ya done with me

    F*** what I said it dont mean sh*t now
    F*** the presents might as well throw em out
    F*** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
    F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

    F*** what I said it dont mean sh*t now
    F*** the presents might as well throw em out
    F*** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
    F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah
    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah
    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah
    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah

    Ya questioned, did I care
    You could ask anyone, I even said
    Ya were my great one
    Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad.
    It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

    F*** what I said it dont mean sh*t now
    F*** the presents might as well throw em out
    F*** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
    F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah
    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah
    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah
    Oh oh
    Uh huh yeah
    [Until the end]

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    THE JEZEBEL SPIRIT

    written by Brian Eno & David Byrne

    VOICE: Unidentified exorcist, New York, September 1980


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

    Do you hear voices? You do. So you are possessed.

    You are a believer born again and yet you hear voices and you are possessed.

    Okay, now are you ready to be delivered?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

    Put your hands in the air.

    Okay sister, you have a Jezebel Spirit within you. You have a Spirit of Grief, and you have a Spirit of Destruction.

    Jezebel! Spirit of Grief! Spirit of Destruction! I bind you with chains of iron! I bind you [??????] be bound in heaven! Lessen your hold and come out of her now!

    Start blowing out, sister... Out... Out, Jezebel! Come out now! Go ahead... Out in the name of Jesus! Come on Destruction! Come on Grief! Jezebel, you're gonna listen to me! Jezebel! Go ahead sister, keep blowing... Jezebel, I'm binding you! She was intended by God to be a virtuous woman! You have no right to her, her husband is the head of her heart(?)! Out, Jezebel! Out! Out! And Jesus said: "... That's right, I'm gonna break your power Jezebel! [?????????????] Go ahead, sister... Go ahead, sister...

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    Jesus Loves Me

  • Norm
    Norm

    That's easy, "Chain of Fools" or "Thunderstruck"

    Norm

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