Eve and Adam

MsMcDucket

"Lord, I have a problem."

God asks, "What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but
I'm
just not happy."

God replies, "And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
you"

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"Man is a flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
faster
and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way
that
he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel
in
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.
He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think
properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's
the catch Lord?"

"Well" says God... "you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self absorbed, so you'll have
to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our
little secret.......you know, woman to woman."

acsot

LOL!! love it!

daydream1900

lol!!! loves it xx

lovelylil

LOL! Lilly

fullofdoubtnow

lol love it

xjwms

LOL

aSphereisnotaCircle

LOL

I understand that god really did create Adam first,

and then immediately decided that she could do better..........................

MsMcDucket

I understand that god really did create Adam first,

Adam was one bad character. I think he and Eve started being fruitful and filling the earth, and they taught their kids to do that to each other! **gross**

The bible says so!

gumby

MsMcDucket

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self absorbed, so you'll have

to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our

little secret.......you know, woman to woman."

Your gonna burn in hell for callin Jehovah a woman!!!!!!!!

Doncha realise there were no woman that came out of the womb BEFORE a male was born? See if you can find even one.

*prays for MsMcDucket to only burn for like 15 years*

Gumbrimstone

Mary

Doncha realise there were no woman that came out of the womb BEFORE a male was born? See if you can find even one.

Doesn't matter......Eve ate the apple cause she was "thoroughly deceived".....Adam ate the apple knowing full well what he was doing. Which makes him twice as dumb as her.

Eve and Adam

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