I must have been really bad...or am completely on the "right path"

by Sparkplug 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Wish I could take credit for moving it ALL by myself, but what I did was go to the building's Security desk, fix the nice young man with the "Mommy" look and ask him what I should do to get the file cabinet moved from one floor to another during regular business hours. He immediately offered to help me, produced a dolly, and voila! the file cabinet was moved. When you're young and cute you can get men to willingly help you; when you're an old broad like me, you can achieve the same result by use of The Piercing Gaze and The Mommy Voice. Whatever works.

    Now, to give myself credit, I did move the [expletive deleted due to Rule #3) convention booth canisters by myself so, yes, you're right -- I ain't no cream puff.

    Nina

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Wish I could take credit for moving it ALL by myself, but what I did was go to the building's Security desk, fix the nice young man with the "Mommy" look and ask him what I should do to get the file cabinet moved from one floor to another during regular business hours. He immediately offered to help me, produced a dolly, and voila! the file cabinet was moved. When you're young and cute you can get men to willingly help you; when you're an old broad like me, you can achieve the same result by use of The Piercing Gaze and The Mommy Voice. Whatever works.

    Now, to give myself credit, I did move the [expletive deleted due to Rule #3) convention booth canisters by myself so, yes, you're right -- I ain't no cream puff.

    Nina

    I just love you.

    Look I am smiling...Take a picture!

  • just2sheep
    just2sheep

    sparkplug,

    "plano looking women"...that's funny. and more people must speak texan than i thought because no one asked you what you meant by it. in my minds eye i saw the women from "last of the summer wine" on a drunk and disorderly night on the town.

    j2s

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Plano, Texas: Suburb of Dallas. White bread suburbia. Full of SUV's and soccer moms. I know because I live in Murphy, which is at the far end of Plano and still in the Plano Independent School District. Great education, great schools, very little imagination.

    Example of Plano mentality: We had the Third Annual Crawfish Boil at our house back in May (April?) and there were two notable events -- our basset hound (who has a reputation for being slow and lazy) got out, chased down, caught and killed a rabbit. This event was witnessed by the apostates smoking in the garage and the neighbors in our cul-de-sac. The other event was when a few people decided to take, um, moon shots in our front yard. This event was also witnessed by the neighbors (Jennie saw them peeking out from behind the curtains).

    The neighbors are still talking about that rabbit . . .

    Nina

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    P.S. I have a friggin' Honda Civic and work for a living. Just FYI!!!

    Nina

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    P.P.S. I love you too, Decki. You're a remarkable woman. Don't ever change!

    Nina

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    The other event was when a few people decided to take, um, moon shots in our front yard.

    OMG!!! I am so sorry still. Plase let us put the past in our behinds. LMAO. I am so sorry still...So damn sorry.

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Oh, and Nina is nothing like the drunk ladies next to me at the show...She can hold her liquer. She also is a real woman not a mindless shell as was sitting next to me.

    (((((((Nina))))))))

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Don't you dare be sorry! It was a lot of fun and you have a cute butt -- nothing to be ashamed of!!!! I think it's really funny and I'm glad everyone was relaxed enough to do it. I'm not the least bit embarassed about it and you shouldn't be either. I just find it funny that only Moose And The Rabbit come up in conversation around the neighborhood.

    Hugs,

    Nina

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    only Moose And The Rabbit come up in conversation around the neighborhood.

    I bet they have pictures and it is coming out in the next neighborhood watch. Lol

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