Are you still alive??? Please report!!! (page 3)

Gill

All is well, so far, in the Midlands of the UK!

AuldSoul

Yes, folks. It is all over, now. A third of the world did perish, including me. Thermonuclear devices going off left and right.

Of course, the fulfillment was invisible and spiritual in nature, so it can only be discerned by those God is using in these last hours before the physical end. Some of those God is using are dead, like me, and others of are still alive, or believe themselves to be.

I hope this clears it up. Shortly we can expect tha final culmination of all these prophecies. This is surely a happifying prospect as we near the brink of this old wicked system.

[retches up something foul] Buh-burhlp!

Ewwww! That was disgusting! Anyone who could choke down crap that foul deserves what they get.

Mackin

OK, it's after midnight so it's now September 13th here is NZ. I guess the great Yahewh must be setting off the bombs in the northern hemisphere. :-) Mackin

material BOY

its 13.00pm UK. i have just had egg on toast and a nice cup of coffee! so i quess im fine.

lovelylil

Hold on let me check ..........................Yep still alive and well in Boston. Don't you just love these end

of the world prediction clowns? Good thing there are so many around, we could all use a good laugh some days. Lilly

badboy

ITS 15;15 AND I AM STILL HERE.

I EAT MEDITTERREAN PASTA WITH MIXED VEG TODAY

Seeker4

Doing fine here in New England. Seems we've located another non-prophet organization. S4

fullofdoubtnow

Almost 15:30pm here in the UK, and we're all still here.

BizzyBee

Seems we've located another non-prophet organization. S4

Good one, Seeker!

All's well here on the Left Coast at 7:30 am on September 12, but it's early yet. I shall be fortifying myself with a good brekkie against the rigors ahead. Caffiene-loading at the moment.

Just it case, it has been great fun here on JWDF. Thanks for the laughs!

dorayakii

A list of excuses Mr. Hawkins can use when the world doesn't end on 9/12/06:
[feel free to add yours]

Sorry I just realised that there was no year zero... the nuclear war will be next year... DAMN

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