How Many Elders Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

by Tutle 19 years ago 13 Replies latest 19 years ago jw friends

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  Tutle 19 years ago

  The answer is zero! Jehovah will do it for them at a specific year and month, then they shall receive "New Light"!

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  badboy 19 years ago

  HOW FUNNY!

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  Hellrider 19 years ago

  I was thinking more like two. One to actually read the manual, and the other to just sit there and look threatening.

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  fullofdoubtnow 19 years ago

  lol

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  xjwms 19 years ago

  That info is in the

  elder's handydandymanual

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  garybuss 19 years ago

  I figured if two of em didn't see it, the light bulb never got screwed.
  
  

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  pcecilia 19 years ago

  tutle,
  your avatar photo is fantastic! i laughed outloud over it...

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  Sassy 19 years ago

  I was going to say none..

  I'd rather sit in the dark than have elders do anything for me

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  I quit! 19 years ago

  Very good Tutle

  I was thing they would have to write the society first to find out it was considered fornication to screw a light bulb.

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  Lady Liberty 19 years ago

  That's Pretty funny!!!

  LOLOLOLO!!

  L.L.

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