Who has a dirty little secret serious or not so serious? My dirty secrets:
Beginning from age 17 I stole a total of 250 luxury cars from all parts of Britain and sold them for five million pounds total (about $9 000 000)
Using fake university qualifications I worked as a specialist doctor in the USA for 12 years making half a million dollars per year.
As a child I used to steal and eat all the chocolates our parents bought before my siblings could eat any of them. I also used to stick out my tongue to all authority figures I didn't like.
Which one of the above is true?