What's The Dumbest JW Belief?

by minimus 19 years ago 66 Replies latest 19 years ago jw friends

xjwms 19 years ago

How much time you put in field service
measures your spirituality
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24k 19 years ago

That oral sex, between a man and his wife, is a homosexual act, and therfore scripturally prohibited. One of the more regrettable doctrinal rulings ever promulgated by the watchtower.

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Genesis 19 years ago

That apostasy is not cool ! edited to add : masturbation leading to homosexuality.

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xjwms 19 years ago

sspo:
I told a brother..."the end is around the corner"
He ran down to the end of the block to take a look.
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minimus 19 years ago

The faithful & discreet slave "class" is dumb...All the "classes" are stoopid.

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OUTLAW 19 years ago

The Dumbest?..The WBT$ speaks for God...OUTLAW

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under_believer 19 years ago

It's so hard to pick just one, so I won't--here are my top two choices:
1) God wants Christians to go door-to-door in business suits offering free home bible studies and literature to people.
2) There are two classes of Christians: 144,000 anointed ones who go to heaven, and a great crowd of other sheep who will inherit a paradise Earth.

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Gordy 19 years ago

Believing that the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society is Gods organisation.

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fullofdoubtnow 19 years ago

They are all dumb, but some, like the blood doctrine, are dumber than others.

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Kudra 19 years ago

**That god gives two craps about dubs

-Dismembered**

Ha! that's good.

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