Another Gary Busselman fan here! If you enjoy his posts, you should read his brillint "Armegeddon Okies" stories.
http://www.freeminds.org/buss/okies.htm
"This has been a goofy week here. We had a congregation Hall cleaning day and when we was done there wasn't any paint left on the South and West sides of the Hall or under the back window on the path to the men's outhouse. We know the apostates was here again because we found a pair of women's panties under the back porch and some very reliable evidence of someone taking a firm stand on the porneia issue. Brother Noze said we should take that back porch and back door off the Hall anyway, especially after the Society has brought out that they are against rear entry.
That bubble butt sister Stout was the cause of some heated debate among the brothers after the back yard rock picking was done. Every time she bent over to pick up a rock her dress would hike way up and her underpants would show. That was bad enough except some apostate had written "Why 1914?" with a laundry marker on them and when she bent over there it was, "spiritual pornography" of the worst kind."