Where have all the elders gone?

by becca1 34 Replies latest jw friends

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  becca1
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  becca1

  A few weks ago there seemed to be quite a few elders posting here? Where are they? Is something up?
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  PopeOfEruke

  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Long time passing,
  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Long time away.
  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Gone apostate every one.
  When will they ever learn?
  When will they ever learn.
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  OnTheWayOut

  I am technically an elder until later this week. Well, I resigned weeks ago, but my BOE was afraid to do anything without Mother's directions. They finally got permission to "delete" me.
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  becca1

  Hi Pope: Are you Peter, Paul or Mary?
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  95stormfront

  I am technically an elder until later this week. Well, I resigned weeks ago, but my BOE was afraid to do anything without Mother's directions. They finally got permission to "delete" me.

  That's because you were being naughty, running ahead of that "Active Force" and all.......
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  PopeOfEruke

  I am Paul but sometimes would like to be Mary..err, I mean.....merry!

  Did you know the group was originally known as Peter, Pope, and Mary?

  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Long time passing?
  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Long time away?
  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Been deleted every one.
  When will they ever learn?
  When will they ever learn.

  Pope
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  Wasanelder Once

  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Long time passing,
  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Long time away.
  Where have all the Elders gone,
  Gone apostate every one.
  Because they finally learned.
  Because they finally learned.

  W.Once

  With apologies to El Papa.
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  sf

  My bet is they are actually preparing their next talk to tell the flock they care so deeply for, that it's okay to post here and read.

  Seriously though, they are preparing yet another round of complete b.s. to preach to the flock that they care so deeply for.

  sKally
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  BurnTheShips

  Well congratulate me. I turned in my "privs" on Sunday. Said I had too much going on lately. I was the accounts servant. Technically I am still an MS until the end of the month.