Lightening exits woman's bottom

jayhawk1

If lightning came out her a$$, does this mean she has thunder thighs?
Tigerman

"Buy stock in rubber shoe products" . . . my portfolio manager says, ass a matter of fart.
jayhawk1

She'll never say the phrase, "Stick it where the sun don't shine." ever again.
jayhawk1

So there really is a light at the end of the tunnel.
PopeOfEruke

CORRECTION!
My report on the Johnny Cash song was incorrect.
The CD player had actually just finished playing Ring of Fire, and had skipped to the next track, Crystal Gayle's "Don't it make my brown eye blue"...
Pope
Virgochik

I guess she had a hot ass!
BlackPearl

My mother does it all the time, and yes...you tiptoe around her.
SirNose586

At last! A wife for William Wallace!
MsMcDucket

I think if the story is true that this woman will be the *butt* of many jokes!
Like: Honey let me check to see if you're arse is hot!
Dark Knight

She'd come in handy if you run out of power points to plug your kettle in... :D