by JH 16 Replies latest jw friends
Did you ever think of attending a meeting at another hall far away, where no one knows you, and where you could pass for a very spiritual JW...although you,re df'd... hehe
Something maybe you'd like to do just once, just to see how things are these days at the meetings.
And maybe at the end of the meeting after making 10 comments, tell everyone, you're DISFELLOWSHIPPED !!!! hahaha
It's crossed my mind that it would be very easy to pull off. I just couldn't muster up a good enough reason to put myself through even a few minutes of their drivel. On the "fun to numb" meter, this consumer said "naaa way man!"
I couldn't do that in Derby anyway, I'm too well known as an apostate nowadays, and I wouldn't want to subjecr myself to that garbage anyway.
Having said that, I am in Manchester this Sunday, so.....
Yeah, I wouldnt want to sit there especially through the sunday meeting for two hours. Besides that, where would I get the watchtower so I could study ahead of time to answer? I could answer a few, and at the last one, tell them over the mic that they have been had, im dfed, and walk out!
3 years ago I went to the memorial with 2 df'd friends. It was held in a school auditorium. I didn't know how it would make me feel, since at that time I wasn't sure it wasn't The Truth...Well, I walked in and saw all the DUBS shaking hands, with fake smiles..."welcome sister..."the cheesy clothes and I started cracking up so hard I had to go to the nearest doors and walk out! I don't think I am that good at faking anymore!
It's harder to do that nowadays since the secretary in your old congregation will be forwarding your publisher cards to the secretary of the new congregation with a cover letter about your spiritual status.
If you go to a new congregation, the secretary or another elder will ask you if you had the elders in your old congregation send your cards.
Eventually, the pressure will be on.
Blondie
Yeah, I wouldnt want to sit there especially through the sunday meeting for two hours. Besides that, where would I get the watchtower so I could study ahead of time to answer? I could answer a few, and at the last one, tell them over the mic that they have been had, im dfed, and walk out!
That would be awesome, if you had a cordless mic and you just stood up and dropped it, battle-MC style. Of course that would make the poor dubbies so paranoid. They'd shake newcomers' hands reluctantly, and want to know if they were Df'd right away.
Of course that would make the poor dubbies so paranoid. They'd shake newcomers' hands reluctantly, and want to know if they were Df'd right away.
That would make it almost worth doing, but only almost....they might scare a few newly - interested ones off if they adopted those tactics.
That would be awesome, if you had a cordless mic and you just stood up and dropped it, battle-MC style.
Yeah, or raise my hand, take the mic, stand up and say "Damnit, somebody just farted in my pants!" Drop the mic and leave!
You could "pretend" to be newly interested. You'd really get the 'LOVE BOMB" dropped on you!
