Good writing!
Fuzzy Right-of-Way Rules Leads to Pathetic, Awkward, Theocratic Dork Fight
by Check_Your_Premises 26 Replies latest jw friends
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troubled mind
I am going to start compiling your short stories into a personal little "Chicken Soup for the Dubbed Soul" for myself . Thanks for the great laughs keep them coming.
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bebu
Nobody was sure who tried to throw the first sissy slap, but "Back packs and cheap faux leather bags were just flying everywhere.", explained lJerry Jasper, a local eyewitness of the harrowing scene.
My favorite line. I look forward to further news reports.
bebu
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LittleToe
What? No cry of Peace and Security?
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BizzyBee
I think I was briefly engaged to Harold AfraidImgay!
You have found your calling, CYP.
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Check_Your_Premises
This one came across the news wires pretty late last night so I will give it a bump for the morning readers.
CYP
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luna2
Nice report, CYP.
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AuldSoul
"Jerome Triesnottowackoff"
Okay, everyone...the Kingdom song is starting....
"Oh he may never live up to his name."
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Check_Your_Premises
Bebu,
I was proud of that line, but my favorite was "and that Brigham Young wasn't his name but how he instructed his followers to bring him prospective wives".
People at work were wondering why I was giggling for a few minutes after typing that one.
CYP
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bebu
Brigham Young wasn't his name but how he instructed his followers to bring him prospective wives
I glossed over this one when I first read it. And unfortunately, this was true!!
Ironically, yesterday I got my first visit by Mormons this year only a short while after reading this thread. (Nice young men.) But while I was explaining why I couldn't get to the point of praying to know if this was from God (you know, the old red flag/bad fruit deal), I began to think about your dork fight story.
Thankfully, I managed to thrust the story/image out of my mind and not get hopelessly distracted...
bebu