Circuit Overseer Visit (page 2)

Wasanelder Once

The Circuit Overseer is near. Repent!

Who cares if the end is coming, the CO is on his way!

W.Once

buffalosrfree

Yeah just what is the latest nonsense from the borg??? I'm sure it has to do with the end being just around the corner, etc. etc. etc.

It takes something out of the ordinary to get people to the hall sometimes. A glimmer of hope that the CO will say sumpin' special, no doubt. But when do they ever? The most you can hope for is that they be good speakers and have enjoyable personalities.

Zico

solo: 'Oh, I thought there was something welsh about it,'

Those Welsh ones are a bit hard to understand like. We have a Welsh family stay with our family every Convention. Rarely get a word. Though I do recall Welsh mother telling a story they told about some lying apostates protesting about them covering up for pedophiles at their local Conv. (Cardiff. Natch) The Bastards!

earthtone: 'the congergation has pretty much forgotten about you'

Hardly. Perhaps when I find some of those loving Christians desperate to help out their car-less Polish brothers and sisters get to their meetings, allowing me to suddenly start going to much less meetings, as I don't have to anymore, they might forget me.

Mind you, it doesn't stop a few of the younger ones 'marking' me for associating with those worldly work colleagues. I'm so naughty!

buffalosrfree: 'Yeah just what is the latest nonsense from the borg??? I'm sure it has to do with the end being just around the corner'

Apparently we can almost touch it.

FlyingHighNow: 'The most you can hope for is that they be good speakers and have enjoyable personalities.'

I don't actually find him too bad when he's not telling me to do more Service.

I also noticed that he looks a lot like John McEnroe.

Honesty

xjwms

I like it when my wife tells me about the CO visit.

I always say: ... "Thats Nice."

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95stormfront

Hopefully you're saying with sarcasm = ON.

Nosferatu

Ah, The CO visit! Always a treat. All the brother use and extra glob of hair gel to make it extra-unshakeable. The elders run around the hall like chickens with their heads cut off, greeting everyone in attendance. Just as the elder's victim starts telling him how he's doing, the elder is off like a jackrabbit, almost running to tend to important business.

And the sisters.... aaaahhh the sisters. Yum. Anyway, they make extra sure that their sexy parts are covered in flowered fabric, and the sister who tries to get away with baggy pants at most meetings actually wears a dress. And brother Stinky.... well, nothing's changed there.

You have to be at the Kingdom Hall four times this week instead of three. The CO comes up onto the stage to give his talk, and.... ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz You fall asleep just like you did before the CO showed up.

Alpheta

Yes, the C.O. will have NEWS - http://www.dignews.com/news.php?story_id=17814

2007 - Year of Doom.....

jaguarbass

Last week we had about 75 in attendance at our TMS/Service Meeting. This week we had: ... 132!

The circuit servants visit is a big deal in witness land. Almost like the popes in town.

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