Start a rumor that the tracts are contaminated with E-Coli and you can catch it from touching them!!!!!!!!!
Funny you mentioned origami. Someone on this "worldly" forum mentioned she was going to do that with the tracts!
http://forums.delphiforums.com/isle/messages/?start=Start+Reading+%3E%3E (Click on "start reading", then "off topic" folder, then "The End is Near!" thread.)