Ten Reasons Halloween is better than SEX

by purplesofa 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    10 Reasons Halloween is better than Sex! 10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
    9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
    8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
    7. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.
    6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
    5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
    4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
    3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
    2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

    1. You can do the whole neighborhood! purps

  • Chameleon
    Chameleon

    It's true if you're in a band.

  • daystar
    daystar
    3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

    LOL! And this is different how exactly?

  • lowden
    lowden

    I know you're only joking Purps..........

    8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning .

    I prefer a gag anyday!!

    Lowden

  • mama1119
    mama1119

    Good stuff, thats funny!!!

    I love Halloween!! Carved my very first pumpkin last night. Turned out pretty good for a first timer.

  • return visitor
    return visitor

    That's Great Purps, Bravo!!

    RV

  • lovelylil
    lovelylil

    That was funny, thanks for sharing. Lilly

  • HadEnuf
    HadEnuf

    11. You only have to do it once a year! Oh hahahaha!

    mumsy

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa
    11. You only have to do it once a year!

    surely NOT?!?!?!!?!?

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    I prefer a gag anyday!!

    Lowden

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