Will Somebody Get Over Here Please!

And entertain me! Sharing Popcorn

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LEGO.

MUST BE A BAD CONNECTION!

WARLOCK

Hello dahling.

Want me to sing you a song?

Here is a silly joke for you....Old, but still funny!

A woman's husband died and she had him cremated.

She brought home the ashes and poured them out on to her kitchen table. And stated the following:

Husband, you know that Cadillac I always wanted? Well its sitting in the driveway!

You know that fur coat I always wanted? I'm wearing it!

You know that dream vacation I wanted to take? I'm going tomorrow!

She then blew is ashes off the table and stated, You know that blow job you always wanted?....You just got it!

r.

Legolas, why do you need to be entertained today?

Cellist

You feeling a little bored Legolas?

That help?

LOL at restrangled and z.

Cellist

YEAH.............PLEASE ENTERTAIN ME, SO I CAN LEAVE AND NOT RESPOND!!!!!!!!!

WARLOCK!!!!!!!!!