October Special JW Announcement

sandy

What happened? Did I miss it? Was there some special announcement? I searched around here a little but found nothing . . .

kittyeatzjdubs

The end is STILL near and everything outside of jdub land is STILL evil.

That is all.

~luv, jojo

Outaservice

It must of had something to do with the all new, powerful message, tract. Everybody in the world will be shaking in their boots soon!

Outaservice (who's getting into his bomb shelter right now)

bluesapphire

They announced that the announcements will be at the beginning rather than the end of the meeting.

Everyone clapped except the five elders who missed it because they were outside gossiping about the latest judicial hearing involving two 16 year old girls and one 20 year old boy.

sir82

Special announcement: Birthdays are pagan, but wedding anniversaries are not.

Throwing rice is pagan, but wedding rings are not.

Accepting blood transfusions is pagan, but accepting a liver transplant, with the donated organ positively chock full of blood, is perfectly fine.

Anyone with any questions, please keep them to yourselves.

That is all.

Kudra

Throwing rice actually IS bad because the birds eat it up and then it swells in their stomachs and can kill them.
:(

candidlynuts

be funny if it was.....................

God is really female and all positions held by males in the watchtower organization will now be taken over by females!!!

things would change fer sure!!

katiekitten

They updated the dress code to suit the modern day.

From now on all brothers must wear hoodies and jeans that hang below their butt cheeks showing at least 2 inches of underpants. All sisters must wear combat pants with 6 inch plastic stillettos and layered multi coloured vests.

blondie

The tract, False Relgion's End is Near is being distributed. SOS.

Blondie