Jehovah's witnesses in the movies.... funny stuff! (page 2)

gordon d

JW--- asking a young boy... "Would you like to go in field service with ME today, on some return visits?"
"Say HELLO to my little friend!"
Al Pacino...Scarface

Eeewwww... kinda' threw-up a little in my mouth on that one!

crazyblondeb

JW---knock knock "Good morning I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and we're out......
"My name's Gump...Forrest Gump..people call me Forrest Gump"
---Tom Hanks...Forrest Gump

Can anyone imagine what I'm going to picture next time my mom says she's going out in service???

clap1 clap1

Those were good!! I spewed coffee all over the monitor and keyboards!!

***Hijacking thread for a moment***

Anyone see Rosanne Barr's comedy special?? She mentioned about someone "hiding in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program"!!!

***back to original thread***

gordon d

JW---"Brother, I hear that you've been visiting the JWD forum"
"You want the truth?...You can't handle the TRUTH!!!"
Jack Nicholson... A Few Good Men

Spectre

I was watching Freakshow on Comedy Central last night. They had a witness lady crazily waving an Awake saying how she wants to play with lions. Good stuff.

MsMcDucket

From the movie "The Shining":

GRADY (OFF)
Mr. Dub, I see you can hardly
have taken care of the...

CUT TO:

M.C.S. Dub by door.

GRADY (OFF)
business we discussed.

He moves back R-L from door.

Dub

No need to rub it in, Mr. Grady.
I'll deal with that situation as
soon as I get out of field service.

GRADY (OFF)
Will you indeed, Mr. Dub
He puts his hand up to his head.

GRADY (OFF)
I wonder. I have my doubts.

He lowers his hand from his head.

GRADY (OFF)
I and others have come to believe...
that your heart is not in this,
that you haven't the belly for it.
Dub laughs.

Dub

Just give me one more chance to
prove it, Mr. Grady. That's all I
ask.

GRADY (OFF)
Your wife appears to be stronger
than we imagined, Mr. Dub.
Somewhat more resourceful, she
seems to have got the better of you.

Dub

For the moment, Mr. Grady. Only
for the moment.

125.

GRADY (OFF)
I fear that you will have to deal
with this matter in the harshest
possible way, Mr. Dub. I fear
that is the only thing to do.

Dub
There's nothing I look forward to
with the greater pleasure, Mr. Grady.

Grady (OFF)
You give your word on that do you,
Mr. dub?

Dub nods his head.

Dub

I give you my word. As Jehovah is my witness!

MsMcDucket

Did I kill the thread?

gordon d

No!.... But I think you WON!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Abandoned

JW---"He met with the elders on the JC last night... they DF's him"
"He crawled through 500 yards of smelling human foulness, I can only imagine and came out clean on the other side"
---Morgan Freeman...Shawshank Redemption

They were all good, but this was my favorite.

BizzyBee

DO: "And we are announcing the release of a new publication about Revelations scheduled for immediate worldwide distribution ..........."

"What fresh hell is this?

-----------Kathleen Turner, The War Between the Roses

gordon d

JW--- "It's sad that his child bled to death but it certainly is encouraging to see such a fine example of a brother and sister humbly following the instructions given by Jehovah God's Faithful and Discreet Slave!"
"Hey... It's the African Ant-Eater Ritual!"
The Nerd Herd--- Can't Buy Me Love

You might have to think about this one a little.....
Sorry.... All out of sophomoric humor tonight.

Jehovah's witnesses in the movies.... funny stuff!

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