Can you Solve this Riddle? (page 2)

Clam

Is it about a man who leaves his wife and son, but before he does he calls the boy Sue so that the little kid will grow up tough?

hambeak

commentary on Barbara Streisands song People who need people

gumby

Dang....you guys are good!

I didn't ask the question as if I already knew the answer.....actually, I wanted to know the answer.

My thought was that all we have in this world is each other, and that's the most important thing in life.

I guess I'm the winner of the nutsack soothing balm cuz I figured the riddle out first as my thoughts were just like your comments and so I'm gonna go in the bathroom and rub some on myself and see if I can't get rid of all the dang wrinkles and vericose veins on the bastard.

Gumbagbalm

unclebruce

I think it means we're born, we eat, we crap and we die .. a rough uncouth song of dubious value .. certanily not worth fighting for a sack of nut cream

Princess

Hey Gumby! I've missed you.

Mary

unclebruce said: certanily not worth fighting for a sack of nut cream

That's okay Lee.....I happen to know that Gumby is sending you a jar for Christmas this year.

Gumby said: I guess I'm the winner of the nutsack soothing balm cuz I figured the riddle out first as my thoughts were just like your comments and so I'm gonna go in the bathroom and rub some on myself and see if I can't get rid of all the dang wrinkles and vericose veins on the bastard.

Um, just in case you were interested, the Mayo Clinic offers some treatment for those vericose veins that will probably do a better job than your nutcream:

Treatment Options

Treatment programs are tailored to each individual and will depend on various factors. Treatment options include sclerotherapy (microsclerotherapy), laser surgery, minimally invasive catheter-assisted procedures, surgical vein stripping, ambulatory phlebectomy and endoscopic vein surgery.

Patients may receive a combination of treatments, and most patients participate in some self-care therapies as well. Read more about treatment options for varicose veins.

Gill

Live and Love everyday! It's too wonderful to waste time on anything and anyone that you don't want to or have to.

Keep the Cream, Luv!

I ain't got no nutsacks.....I'm pleased to say!

Missed you!

Gill

PopeOfEruke

Gumbarumbasted,

you call that a riddle?? That ain't a riddle, this is a riddle!!

What does this song mean?????

Pope

Don't ya tell Henry,
Apple's got your fly.

I went down to the river on a Saturday morn,
A-lookin' around just to see who's born.
I found a little chicken down on his knees,
I went up and yelled to him,
"Please, please, please!"
He said, "Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Apple's got your fly."

I went down to the corner at a-half past ten,
I's lookin' around, I wouldn't say when.
I looked down low, I looked above,
And who did I see but the one I love.
She said, "Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Apple's got your fly."

Now, I went down to the beanery at half past twelve,
A-lookin' around just to see myself.
I spotted a horse and a donkey, too,
I looked for a cow and I saw me a few.
They said, "Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Apple's got your fly."

Now, I went down to the pumphouse the other night,
A-lookin' around, it was outa sight.
I looked high and low for that big ol' tree,
I did go upstairs but I didn't see nobody but me.
I said, "Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Don't ya tell Henry,
Apple's got your fly."

BCZAR2ME

You need to embrace your wrinkles and vericose veins not despise them. Only then will you solve the riddle.

bczar

gumby

Well, it was about 1:30 in the morning and I was half asleep and went in to rub on my second coat of bagbalm but I accidently rubbed on Ben Gay and caught my nuts on fire and it burned off the hair and made blisters on me scrotum and now I hafta go around naked cuz my levis rub me and I can't stand the pain and my neigbors are now callin me a perv and they won't go outside their house anymore....go figure.

Hi Princess.....does Steve still have that rash I gave him? Did you run this year in any events?

Pope.....your song wasn't a riddle. It was about a guy on heroin who wrote a song about a non-existent chicken ya crazy bastard.

Mary,

Patients may receive a combination of treatments, and most patients participate in some self-care therapies as well

Yeah....I use the dinger pump about 12 times a day and it seems to make the veins worse. Any ideas?

As a side note....I'm gonna perform the Riddle song and if I can I want to upload it and make a link to it so ya all can hear it and make fun of me. My grandson is gonna do the piano and I'll sing it and hopefully in a month or two I'll post it hear.

Unc....you ain't on your period are ya?

Gumby

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