What proof is there that the JWs were chosen by Jehovah to be His people?

by VM44 37 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • doogie
    doogie
    That's as hopeless as asking for papers from the local schizophrenic that proves he's the Emporer of Uzbekistan. Even though its doubtful since he lives in a cardboard box in Wichita.

    'doubtful'. ha!

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    Well you see it's like this

    • You take scripture A and match it with R. Then add C, D and W.
    • Multiply by 70 and add E. K and M.
    • Then multiply again by 3 and subtract 607.
    • Remember there was no "0" year so add the difference between (M, A, L, A, R, K, Y) and (B, O, L, O, G, N, E) to get the proof you need
  • shera
    shera

    Good one Lady Lee.

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    I forgot to include a couple of notices

    NOTE: Calculations subject to change without notice.

    NOTE: Calculations are not subject for discussion

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    NOTE: Calculations subject to change without notice.

    NOTE: Calculations are not subject for discussion.

    L.L.

    Sounds like the WTS.

    Warlock

  • TowerWatch
    TowerWatch

    Gosh Lady Lee you should help write Watchtower articles.

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    They were arrested in 1918.

    They had the Cedar Points convention which began the pouring out of the 7 bowls.

    What else do you apostates want?

  • M.J.
    M.J.

    JWs were chosen by Jehovah because they are the only ones with the "truth".

    They are the only ones with the "truth" because they were chosen by Jehovah.

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    Lawrence.

    Have they ever officially changed that ridiculous interpretation.

    I don't know one single JW who didn't think saying the trumpet blasts corresponded to particular talks at a convention was ridiculous.

    I vote that the single most stupid "fulfillment" they ever claimed

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Their 'proof' is invisible - just like Christ's return in 1914.

    If it's invisible - it's not possible to dispute it... unless... you're one of them there 'apos - taters' I been heering about... *gives sideways look*

    *wide grin*

    Regards,

    Jim TX

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