by Clam 22 Replies latest jw friends
Perhaps what we need is a fundamentalist Jedi sect - one that advocates killing the infidels, and burning the moderate Jedi heretics at the stake.
I have long stated that I am an orthodox fundamentalist atheist. I denounce the agnostics as being ball-less.
The jedi will fit right in w the religion whose angels decided to become men so they could get it on w women. This enraged the god, moving him to, all but wipe out the human race, and place those angels in a jail.
Jedi knight religion also goes well w the a religion that claims that war happened in the heavens in 1914-1918, or there abouts, when jesus was commissioned by the same above named god to ethnically angelically cleanse the heavens of angels that had had sex.
S
All religion is pretty much a fantasy-turned-institution, anyway. Why not recognize that by recognizing the Jedi Knights as just another religion?
Good point.
The love of the great number was coolling off at one time but now it seems to be heating up again. I can just imagine a meeting at the door between JWs and a Jedi. I'm surprised that the WTS hasn't run an article on the rise of the Jedi religion and how it's one extra element of the anti-Christ.
I'm surprised that the WTS hasn't run an article on the rise of the Jedi religion and how it's one extra element of the anti-Christ.
Or perhaps add a section to the front of the Reasoning book: "What if someone says... We're Jedi here".
THAT would be a fun call!
Dave
Or perhaps add a section to the front of the Reasoning book: "What if someone says... We're Jedi here".
**snorts mocha all over keyboard** BWAAAAAH!!!!
If Jedi'ism was ever recognized as an official religion, I would be the FIRST in line to sign up. I think it's the best idea since sliced bread!
When dubs came to my door, I'd use my Jedi mind tricks...
''Hi there! Would you like to learn how you can live forever?''
''Live forever you believe not. JWD must you go to now.''
lol
~luv, jojo
This is ridiculous. Who could be gullible enough to belong to a religion founded by a science fiction writer?
(hint: L Ron Hubbard)
Homer: [answering the door] Who is it?
Voice: Goons.
Homer: Who?
Voice: Hired goons.
Homer: Hired goons? [opens the door]
Goons: [take Homer roughly away]