2006 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL

by Scorpion 28 Replies latest social humour

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    The first one of these Thanksgiving menus I posted was over 7 years ago on a Bible Student Forum which landed me on moderated status. :-)

    You were moderated by jw? Isn't that kind of redundant?

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Scorpion, that was great! It inspired me to create a menu for JWs to enjoy picnic-style while they revel in the sight of Jehovah destroying the earth's 6 billion or so nonJWs at Armageddon:

    Armageddon picnic menu:

    Lake of Fire chili
    Baked Alaska -- plus the lower 48 (for JWs in the U.S.)
    Bubble and Squeak (for JWs in GB)
    Vengeance is Lime mojitos
    Babylon the Grape juice
    Marshmallows (for toasting in the fires of destruction)

  • Sam87
    Sam87

    AWESOME! new light beer! HAHAHA, there were so many good ones in there, thanks

    Sam87

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    parakeet,

    Your picnic idea sounds great.

    If you don't mind, can I add Lake of Fire chili
    Babylon the Grape juice
    Marshmallows (for toasting in the fires of destruction)

    to next years menu?

    I am also thinking of starting a Christmas list for those at Bethel and posting it next year.

    Scorpion

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Scorpion, glad you liked my menu. Add whatever items you like to your repertoire.

  • Mary
    Mary

    ROFLMAO!! Oh my god that was hilarious!! Can I get the Franz Fries with some Great Crowd gravy on the side?

  • moshe
    moshe

    Ha-Ha!!!! The only thing I would add on the menu is "Crow". I would sure like to see them choke on this spread you have prepared for them at Bethel.

  • Robert_V_Frazier
    Robert_V_Frazier

    Another refreshing beverage: slimy juice of marshmallow! Ideal for people on no-salt or no-taste diets! Robert V Frazier

  • Scully
    Scully

    You forgot the Je-hoagies that they used to serve at the Circuit Assemblies.

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Holy Cow, Scorpion!

    You are sure one Land o' Goshen Gourmet! Before the few really special meals we had at Bethel, like in connection with Gilead graduation, Br. Knorr took real joy in announcing the menu. The food there truly was excellent. A favorite dessert was rum and raisin ice cream.

    Bon appetit!

    CoCo

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