A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian:
"Excuse me Miss, de ye hiv any books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks,
looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says,
"Take off, ye'll no bring it back!"
Scotish joke
by mouthy 12 Replies latest social humour
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mouthy
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gordon d
aarrgghhh!.... LOL
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LittleToe
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Pubsinger
Been waiting for you for nearly 2 hours!
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gordon d
Who knew the Anti-Christ had a sense of humor????
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moomanchu
HO HO HO !!!!!!
Hey, be careful with the politically incorrect race jokes.
I posted a bunch of different race jokes and they were REMOVED, MUCH TOO RACEY (is that a word).
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mouthy
Little Toe!!! You didnt understand it???He wasnt gonna bring the book back.... Or was it because of the lingo.... It sounds better with that lovely scottish lingo.I hope you were not offended. O.K. I will go to my roomSorry LT
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LittleToe
I'm not aware that you've ever been successful in offending anyone on the board, Grace, for all that you've tried through the years
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mouthy
for all that you've tried through the years
Yes I will continue to do so.
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zagor
What was book called? "Suicide for Dummies"?