Meet Zippy I obey HIM now

by Asheron 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    OK, I'll give this a try.

    How does this work? Do I hear a voice? Do I see a vision? Does something come to me in a dream of fall on me from above?

    i--n--t--e--r--n--e--t------p--o--r--n

    Oh yeah, this is SOOOOO going to work.

  • Backed away
    Backed away

    My mistake Brother Asheron,

    All hail Zippy!!

  • Asheron
    Asheron

    Gordon,

    You may be right about Backed Away. Please keep an eye on him for Zippy.

    Steve,

    Please refrain from any NON-Zippyisms. Zippy is the only one that should be mentioned here. Zippy is all and he loves you.

  • Asheron
    Asheron

    Back Away, you now deserve Zippy's love.

    Abandoned, You do not need filth when you have Zippy. Zippy is all and he loves you.

  • Backed away
    Backed away

    So thats why no one was responding to my posts, the guy kissing the clown said so.

    (John going into his inner chamber to pray to Zippy)

  • Backed away
    Backed away

    If I leave will I be considered "unzipped?"

  • Asheron
    Asheron

    Backed away,

    Leave??? Zippy must not hear that type of talk. There is no leaving, silly.

  • gordon d
    gordon d

    Backed away......If I leave will I be considered "unzipped?"

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Hey, I had Zippy as an avatar for a while but some people said he looked like a penis.

  • ballistic

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