Hello, I'm new here

by Nosferatu 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    We've got Dairy Queen here. I remember wanting to get a job there because there were so many hot women working there.

    What the hell is wrong with my nose?

  • Clam
    Clam
    What the hell is wrong with my nose?

    "The size of the nose, as also the size of the eyes, is not without significance. The small-nosed man cannot have a judicial mind, whatever his other excellencies may be. And a man whose nose upturns can no more be expected to administer justice than a pug dog can be expected to act as a shepherd." - Golden Age 1/19/21 p. 224

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    What the hell does that mean?

    I'm guessing Rutherford the Red-Nosed Retard was drunk when he wrote that one.

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    Your nose=Pinnichio

    Here's what happens when Pinnichio lies:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYRjSof-VTQ

  • I quit!
    I quit!
    Oh yeah, don't tell the elders I posted here, or they'll try to disfellowship me. Oh wait, I was never baptized! Must be a loophole in the JW structure since I can still talk to the ones that don't shun me.

    What they need to do is baptize you so they can kick you out. They will need some new policies in order to do this. They need to follow the Mormons example of bapizing for the dead. They could baptize you inabsentia then send you a letter saying you have been baptized and kicked out. If they see this and put it into effect I expect to be paid for the idea.

  • juni
    juni

    Hi Nos!! Have a good day; you're off to a great start!! lol

    Juni

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    Hello Nosferatu, I love BOC.

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