by Nosferatu 21 Replies latest jw friends
For those of you who had some evil in you, how did you hide the things that you didn't want your parents or fellow JWs to find?
I used to hide porn magazines under the carpet in my bedroom, and I had a gutted VCR that I used to hide my rap tapes (along with other things I can't remember)
I had two identical briefcases, both with different combination locks. One briefcase contained my kingdom ministry, bible, etc. The other contained my porn, booze, and cigars.
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Before I got tired of giving a crap what a bunch of up-tight, pretentious twits thought of me, I would go out behind my house to smoke. The funny thing is that now, without the guilt trips and fear that one slipup may lead to destruction, I haven't smoked in over nine months and I don't even think about it anymore. The first month was tough, but I was determined. Now, not smoking is a part of my lifestyle that I enjoy. It's really funny.
At home ......hiding from my parents......cigarettes.
There was a place in my closet where there was a gap from the door facing to the wall. Where a pack of cigs would fit perfectly.
Sometimes other smoking stuff was hid in the pack as well.
I think that is the only place I ever hid anything sucessfully........my mom was a bloodhound.
Now I hide things from my kids and grands.........hope it is successful as well.
purps
I hid how little time I spent studying by studying behind closed doors on top of my bed. I would have a quilt across the base of the bed under which I would shove whatever novel I was reading and have my watchtower open on my lap with a highlighter in case anyone came in. The sound of the door turning gave me enough time to do this.
When I would go on sites such as JWD the creaking of the stairs would give away that someone was coming down. In my room I would have just enough time to see someone in the doorway to minimize what I was doing. I also had a program called Quick Hide Windows that with a secret keysequence would minimize the window you were on but it would NOT appear on your taskbar, a different sequence would bring the windows back up. I would have nested subfolders with ambiguous filenames I would save my data to, or use password protected zip files.
I had bags of craft supplies in my closet I used to hide things like toy dart guns (banned in my house) in. I also had notebooks I would hide in the middle of school binders in the corner that had notes on religion and other such things.
I also used to sneak downstairs and secretly tape movies I would not be allowed to watch and then get up early and hide the tape before my mom got up. When she left for work I would have 10 minutes to start watching it, another 15 minutes at lunch and sometimes 10-20 minutes after school before anyone came home. I used to stay up to watch things on TV as well and always had another show on channel return. I would sit really close to the TV and turn the volume all the way down so it could not be heard outside of the room.
I would make separate trips to the library to check out books and then hide them in my desk or locker at school. After a party in grade 12 I also had rum and coke in a bottle hidden under a dresser in my closet for a while. I didn't want to get rid of it because I didn't know if I would be able to find someone to buy more before the next party or not but I was worried mom would find it. It was actually a coke bottle though so as long as she didn't smell it...
I had a pentagram necklace I used to wear under my shirt as well. I would hide it in one of my desk drawers in a box of sidewalk chalk when I wasn't wearing it. I never dared to wear it visibly. I did wear my rainbow freedom rings though.
"I had two identical briefcases, both with different combination locks. One briefcase contained my kingdom ministry, bible, etc. The other contained my porn, booze, and cigars."
Hey F-F, ever take the wrong one to the meeting??
You mean the vibrator? Under my pillow!
Hey F-F, ever take the wrong one to the meeting??
Yup, several times. But there was one MS who helped me with the booze as I helped him on parking lot duty.
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"parking lot duty." I'll bet you stood there reading the anti-witness flyers under the windscreen wipers too!
Well I was a good little boy until a few years ago when I realised it was a bunch of crap. Then I realized I could do whatever I want, just so I didn't get caught...
So, I use my amazing Geek Powers to hide the porn, my visits to this site, the pirated roms/emulators, the bad music and whatever else...
I don't smoke, do drugs or drink so I don't have to worry about hiding that stuff.
I always find a way to get a password, whatever it is for, bank codes, filter passwords, satellite blocker, I can get them: It's easy to hide stuff when your parents think it's impossible to do anyway, and knowing secret passwords is an excellent way of doing that.
LtCmd.Lore
