Heard at a JW family get-together...

Justice-One

My wife and I (and of course not our two sons because they are DF'ed) got invited over to my Mother and Father-In-Laws place for dinner last night. At first, I wasn't going to go, and then I thought....well this might be fun. So I went. BTW, I knew that pretty much all of the family was going to be there, including two Elders...my Father in law, and my brother in law...both brain dead "true believers." Since I knew that they were not going to give me the time of day, and that I would have to be content with just eating and being ignored, I took along some reading material. Of course it had to be something that would piss them off, so I took "Patriots, Surviving The Coming Collapse." So as the evening progressed, I just sat in the corner and read...keeping an ear out to hear all the nonsense they talk about. Then I heard the subject of the UN come up, and they were talking about "the beast." So I spoke up....I said "you know I hate the UN too. They are completely useless, as all they do is talk. Personally I think the US should never have joined the UN....but I heard they and "others" did it because they have a GREAT library." ....Silence....I looked up and the two Elders were just staring at me. I went back to reading my book.