2006-2007 Special Assembly Day of JWs Program (page 2)

Oh, I don't recommend anyone to go. As has been pointed out, nothing is new under the Sun of the WTS. blondie

Nothing new under the sun of the WTS is the reason my schedule conflicts with every WT sponsored event.

Theme: "Be Intensely Occupied With The Word."—Acts 18:5

Translation:

BE INTENSELY OCCUPIED WITH THE WORDS OF THE GOVERNING BODY.

I would just LURVE to stuff my cheekpouches with these juicy seeds of Witless Witchtower Wubbish!!!

Alas, I have a subsequent engagement.

HB

Morning Session

9:40 Taped Music (because piano playing leads to independent thinking)

9:50 Song No. 43 and the first of many boring Prayers

10:00 "Do Not Loiter Out in Service Without An Ulterior Motive"

10:15 "Handling the UN Debacle Just Right"

10:40 "Carefully Examining the WT Propoganda Daily"

10:55 Song No. 92 and Bathroom Break

11:05 Always Count Your Coffee Break Time On Your Field Service Report

11:35 Dedication and Baptism

(cancelled)

12:05 Song No. 55 and a b-line for the parking lot

Afternoon Session

1:20 Music to Wake You Up

1:30 Song No.157

1:35 Experiences With LSD----Similiar to John's on Patmos?

1:45 Craptower Summary: Do More, Sleep Less

2:15 Youths Who Are Persuaded To Become Zombies

2:30 Teach Bible Students to Observe the WTS's Everchanging Doctrines

2:45 Song No. 180 and Announcements

2:55 "Be Intensely Occupied With" New Light, To Help You Forget Our Failed Prophecies

3:55 Song No. 71 and the Last Frigging Prayer Of the Day

2006-2007 Special Assembly Day of JWs Program