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Watchtower Parody Page - Funny? Stupid? You bet! (Well, stupid...)
by AlmostAtheist 11 Replies latest jw friends
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Scully
Coffee Breaks - Enjoyable, Refreshing, and Sinful!
Are you one of the very, very few spiritually weak publishers that take coffee breaks in Field Service? Learn how to overcome this filthy habit in this article.
I can just see the article now:
"In partnership with Tim Hortons, Dunkin Donuts, and Krispy Kreme locations offering drive-thru services all over North America, feel free to enjoy coffee during field service, rather than interrupting our
neighbour-pesteringlife-saving work to indulge in the self-sparing ritual of coffee breaks!"Great job, as usual, Dave! (scores 5 out of possible 5 cups of coffee!)
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fullofdoubtnow
Excellent Dave, and so much nearer the truth than their official website.
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lonelysheep
Funny!
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freetosee
Very good!
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Amber Rose
I love it!
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candidlynuts
i always enjoy your stuff!!! brilliant
i like the free home lobotomy offer LMAO
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gordon d
NIICCCCEEEE....LMAO!
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Backed away
Brilliant!
Screaming at Apostates topic..
You bet it is! It doesn't count as "talking", so you're still shunning them, while expressing your 'righteous indignation' over their choices that conflict with yours
Very well done, I always referred to the Watchtower as the original MAD magazine.