by AK - Jeff 25 Replies latest jw experiences
Jeff --
This is really neat. How bizarre. I had no trouble reading it at all.
Ok, here's a question. If the ONLY important thing is that the first AND last letter be in the right place, how come it's so easy to read the ones I highlighted in yellow?
Marjorie
Good quoetsin. I jsut coepid and pstaed form an eimal, so I cn'at awsrer taht.
I will say this - it is a hell of lot easier to type correctly though. LOL
Jeff
I hvae no porlebm rineadg taht.
Interesting Leolaia. No, I can't read it. I honestly thought you had substituted German or something.
Jeff
Interesting Leolaia . No, I can't read it. I honestly thought you had substituted German or something.
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
Wow...thanks for posting that information! I lik it! LOL!
I can read all this stuff....it must be the "open mind" that I have!
Swalker
I always had the strange ability to decipher those mixed up word puzzles....very quickly and also make many words out of those one word puzzles.
Anc uoy dear shit read driefns?
r.
I didn't have any trouble reading this at all... or your's, restrangled, my friend I've always been pretty good with patterns and word jumbles.. It's "common sense" that I can't figure out.
Misty
I've seen this before Jeff. Amazing isn't it?
Ballistic - Did you create that? That is so good! Last line= a German speaking English.
Juni
My goodness it is like being dyslecsic but I could read it I am strange as well Good going dude
I ma giong ot hvae esx tnothgi
