YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.
I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the
old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done
anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
Sounds like something my now deceased father in law would've said!
Juni