David Algar? possibly Dennis Green?
waaayhaay...at least these were listen-to-able
we used to get it every visit from the right mad ray midgeley (along with thou shalt not wear nike or watch the lion king)
he was especially annoyed when anyone was away on holiday when he was visiting the cong...he seemed to think that giving a cong 6 weeks notice that he was coming was plenty for them to arrange their holidays around...
funnily enough a cong in kilmarnock used to wait till they got their visit notification (always either christmas or new year week since his flat was in kilmarnock and there were 2 congs there) ...and then arrange to go away..inc elders.....................to centre parks