2006 SERVICE REPORT - Feb 1, 2007 WT (page 5)

wozadummy

Poland is interesting,more gone than was baptised! What has happened to Japan ,I remember for years the huge growth and at circuit or district assemlies we would have the guilt dumped on us about the massive quantity of Pioneers there and lines like this...."No brothers it's NOT why you should pioneer, but it's what reason have you got for NOT pioneering?!" And what's this increase of over 200 more annointed? there must be alot naughty geriatrics partying too hard and needing to get replaced

wozadummy

Poland is interesting,more gone than was baptised! What has happened to Japan ,I remember for years the huge growth and at circuit or district assemlies we would have the guilt dumped on us about the massive quantity of Pioneers there and lines like this...."No brothers it's NOT why you should pioneer, but it's what reason have you got for NOT pioneering?!" And what's this increase of over 200 more annointed? there must be alot naughty geriatrics partying too hard and needing to get replaced

wozadummy

Oh poop I tried hard to get it right this time

bigmouth

New Zealand LOST about 4-5 congregations!!

And to Mary:
"Isn't Timor where Captain Bligh landed after Mister Christian set him adrift?"

It was Pitcairn Island matey, arrr!

Pete

heathen

I'm actually amazed that the US even had a 1% increase . The most greedy materialistic society on the planet should not have an increase , I think satan is slacking a little .LOL

The_Replacement

I like how they say they spent a whopping $111 million dollars, while taking in 1 billion.

Memorial partakers is a joke, how come the number never changes ??? what was the number last year ?

Over a billion hours in service, for a suppose 250,000 increase, hhhhhmmmmmmmm

Mary

And to Mary: "Isn't Timor where Captain Bligh landed after Mister Christian set him adrift?"

It was Pitcairn Island matey, arrr!

No it wasn't ya silly bugger. Pitcairns Island is where the Mutineers ended up. And I looked it up on Wikipedia and I was right! Captain Bligh sailed to Timor in that crappy little boat:

William Bligh FRSRN (9 September1754 – 7 December1817) was an officer of the BritishRoyal Navy and colonial administrator. He is best known for the famous mutiny that occurred against his command, aboard HMAV (His Majesty's Armed Vessel) Bounty and the remarkable voyage he made to Timor, on the Bounty's launch, after being set adrift by the mutineers.

Nosferatu said: Damn, Gumby. I never knew. It just blows me away that you and Mary are friends.

It's true. Gumby pays me $5.00 a month to be his friend. That's $2.00 a month more than what his imaginary friends are getting. I feel soooooooo special!!

Brent said: From an accounting standpoint those numbers are so subjective because the WTS can not use any checks and balances to verify that what is reported is anything close to accurate. They rely completely on honest reporting practices and we know just how honest some of them are. Myself included at that time.

It's true and you know what? I don't think they even care that half the hours are all faked. They're like Enron in that respect: as long as they've got some figures on paper, it makes no difference if there's nothing there to back it up. And like Enron, they're screwing those that trust them, out of a life, savings and a decent retirement, all for the greater glory of "the company". Actually my hours used to be pretty accurate......the only time I faked it is when I was pioneering one month. I had 59 hours and I thought "oh screw this" and wrote down "60".

joe_black

I especially like to see the 0% or negative % in JW strongholds like Germany, Canada, Argentina etc. The ultimate would be to one day see a negative in the United States column.

uninformed

Gumby,

Go for it. It is the only reason in the whole wide world to be a Witness, and I'm sure you'll spread seeds of discontent carefully, everywhere you go.

There is no other reason to be a JW.

End of story.

Brant

bigmouth

Arrgh! Mary ya scurvy sea-vixen. Methinks I'll be stickin' to my cheap porno as I while away those lonely nights at sea.................

Cap'n Greybeard

2006 SERVICE REPORT - Feb 1, 2007 WT

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